Show Me Your Hands

scurrilizzie:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

18mr:

repmarktakano:

We are a nation of laws and compassion. Full video here.

THANK YOU.

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jeremykaye]

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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fallontonight:

ingopixel:

raudette:

Dying.

perfection

The key to a perfect wardrobe is to protect the turtle neck! 

If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.
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