are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
like on the daily
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
The key to a perfect wardrobe is to protect the turtle neck!
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